JOB ANNOUNCEMENT !!!!

The Kingdom of God is hiring!
Are you ready to apply? Do you qualify? 

JOB TITLE:
Disciples for Christ

JOB DESCRIPTION:
Tell the dying world how to live through Jesus Christ

NUMBER OF AVAILABLE POSITIONS:
Unlimited; everyone is welcome--preachers, teachers, singers,
musicians, missionaries, custodians, food servers, and numerous
others that we just can't list them all here. 

EXCEPTION TO AVAILABLE POSITIONS:
The vacancy of BOSS has already been filled by the Holy Spirit. 

QUALIFICATIONS:
Must have previously sinned and been blood washed;
must be willing to press toward the mark of the high calling in Christ Jesus.

EXPERIENCE NEEDED:
None necessary; experience will be earned through on-the-job training. 

EDUCATION:
The Holy Spirit will teach you all things. 

BENEFIT PACKAGE/SALARY:
God (the employer) shall supply all your needs according to
His riches in glory by Christ Jesus. 

INSURANCE:
Access to the Master Physician. 

PACKAGE ALSO INCLUDES:
Love, joy, peace, patience, long suffering; Lawyer,
Comforter, and a Wonderful Counselor. 

RECOMPENSE FOR COMPLETING THE JOB ASSIGNMENT:
The most important benefit, ETERNAL LIFE with the employer. 

DEADLINE FOR APPLICATIONS:
Before the return of Jesus Christ; date/hour not known; wise to apply TODAY. 

IMPORTANT WARNING:
Satan and HIS DEMONS need NOTapply